Who Is Dawn Dash?

Dawn Dash currently resides in Sydney, Australia. She describes herself as being ‘twenty-something’, however ‘pushing thirty’ would be slightly more accurate. She presently holds employment that involves sitting behind a computer screen for a large portion of the day, attempting to resist the flirtatious advances of the snack vending machine. Dawn has a penchant for drinking vodka, lime and sodas, followed by drunkenly gorging herself on tomato sauce sandwiches. Clearly, she has no boyfriend. However, her mum tells her she’s pretty.

But then, mums kind of have to say that, don’t they?

11 Responses to “Who Is Dawn Dash?”

  1. Kath December 2, 2010 at 9:12 pm #

    Have just got around to reading all of these. Hilarious and SO SO SO well written. Can’t wait to see more x

    • Dawn Dash December 2, 2010 at 11:21 pm #

      Thanks Gorgeous! I’ve been out gathering more cheeky writing material. New post coming soon! Feel free to share with others if you like what you see. xx

  2. Sophie @ threetimesf July 11, 2011 at 5:18 am #

    So excited to read more of your posts! 🙂

  3. tinkerbelle86 July 22, 2011 at 11:07 pm #

    just started reading and i love it!!

    • Dawn Dash July 23, 2011 at 2:00 am #

      Well, it’s great to have you here, Tinkerbelle. You’re welcome back anytime!

  4. Emily August 5, 2011 at 10:38 am #

    You know, I really can’t believe I haven’t given this to you yet. You’re the perfect candidate! I always get a huge laugh out of reading your posts and you’re so good about keeping up the persona of Ms. Dawn. So congratulations, as of today you are officially a P.O.R.N. Star!!! You can go here to collect your award 🙂

    • Dawn Dash August 5, 2011 at 6:13 pm #

      Why thank you! I always knew the Double Ds (Dawn Dash) would get me into the world of porn one day! 🙂

  5. freyajane September 28, 2011 at 2:05 pm #

    Lady, you are a cracker!
    I feel like I know you…given your tales, I’m sure we’re spit sisters, at least 🙂

    • Dawn Dash September 28, 2011 at 4:33 pm #

      Why thank you! This is what my twenties are all about. Perhaps I’ll consider growing up in my thirties, but I’m not promising anything just yet. 😉

  6. Gino Arata Aschiero October 14, 2011 at 3:10 pm #

    i just start reading ur blog and is pretty cool haha i love ur histories! grettings from peru! 😀

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