Blind Leading The Blind

When my single friends need boy advice, they often come flocking to me. Not because I have any idea what I’m talking about, mind you. It probably has more to do with the fact that I’m quite vocal about my theories on girl/guy interactions and swear by a quite lengthy list of dating does and don’ts that I quite literally make up as I go along.

I fully intend to use this blog as a forum for some of my theories on interactions between the genders. Take note, however, that if you choose to follow my dating advice, it will most certainly be at your own peril.

It’s the blind leading the blind really, as I have now been single, on and off, for a period of about six years. There were five disappointing boyfriends, countless inebriated pub pashes, some awkward dates and one or two (okay, a few more than that) One Night Stands thrown into the mix for good measure. At this point, it’s highly likely I will die alone with only my collection of bonsai and my faithful pet cats for company*.

*Note: At the time of publication Dawn Dash did not own any pot plants or feline companions.


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